Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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