You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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