it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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