i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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