What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
