I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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