You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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