Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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