I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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