She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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