Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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