i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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