SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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