i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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