He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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