She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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