Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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