I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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