he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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