Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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