I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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