i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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