Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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