its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
