The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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