i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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