they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have feelings that need drinking.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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