rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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