I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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