Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I need water and some morals
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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