I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i out mim tonsoeep
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