So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
