brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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