It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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