worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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