I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
