glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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