im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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