After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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