He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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