new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
did i walk over a car last night?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
did i just pee glitter
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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