oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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