By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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