Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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