Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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