Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you made out with another girl for some wings
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