It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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