When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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