My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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