omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sorry about my life...
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