Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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