Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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