google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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