Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Ladies don't puke and tell
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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